What's better than itchy brown wool dresses?

Two of them! These poor young women are still recovering from these little numbers.

"My mom bought...these matching brown wool dresses...we hated them!"

"To this day, I can't stand anything around my neck. And I still remember the scratchy, itchy feeling of that wool. Turf Toter (is that what she calls her sister?) got the worst of the deal...She had to wear hers, and then when I outgrew mine, she had to wear that one also." (via)

What's worse than the outfits your parents made you wear? My parents made me wear this, the hand-me-down edition.