ABC, It's Easy as 123

Could the Jackson 5 have used this outfit in concert?

"That look on my face is telling...I'm probably giving one of my parents the hairy eyeball because they dressed me in that outfit. Are those tiny bellbottoms?!" (via)

You miss the point, poorly dressed child.

The bell bottoms are rather mild.

'Tis not the legs that do disturb,

but puffy sleeves that me perturb.

Shoes maroon and burgundy,

wing tips and suede for all to see.

Practical for outdoor play,

(unless the sleeves get in your way.)

You will not learn your alphabet,

but may well throw a great big fit.

At photographer unseen,

you scream it loud-

"LET ME WEAR JEANS!"

What outfit is right for raising the Lord?

This rainy day, thoughts turn to Spring
And all the joy that Easter brings.

"Used Car Sales, Electronics Pitchman, or Cattle Auctioneer?

"I suspect my parents dressed me in this hideous suit for Easter. I hope it was not career planning.

Of course my sister, who was/is not a girly girl at all, is not much better off." (via)

Brother and sister, bonded forever,

With lace and plaid, their link won't sever.

Plaid to welcome back the Lord,

I bet in church they sure were bored.

Ruffles make the day so nice,

After lent, return to Vice.

Lapel button reads the Letter M,

This photo here sure is a gem.