Sunday, April 18, 2010

Fashion Crimes of the Past

"Fashion Crimes of the Past.
If I wasn't cute as a button I might take more offense at this dress my mother made me wear for my third grade picture." (via)

Cute as a button, yes you are.
But this photo? It's bizarre.

Hearts and bowties, Fireworks?
I hope your parents weren't jerks.

Your look to me says 80s librarian,
or perhaps your parents were Bulgarian?

It's the background I find so mysterious
Did you choose it? Were you serious?

You and Mom, a clash of wills
You crave flash but Mom wants frills.

The end comes here in your school snapshot,
This round won by mom--Oh Rot!

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