Holy Mullet!

"What was my mom thinking!!!" (via)

Shaggy bits of hair
touch your collar in the back
Hockey hair is nice.

I like the stripey
sweater, gold and blue and red
matches spiky hair.

Mom wanted her boy
to look so nice for pictures,
for laughter later.

He's got Daddy issues

Mothers tend to get a bad rap here at myparentsmademewearthis. But not today. Today, it's all about Daddy issues.

"I hate this sweater. My dad bought it for me, and made me wear it with these really ugggly forest green pants. It was a hideous outfit.
When he gets old, I'm gonna make HIM wear an ugly green & mustard coloured sweater with matching pants. Bam!" (via)

Payback's a bitch, old man.