It's Hammertime!

"I think I was about 9 here. My grandmother graced me with this horrific outfit which is actually all one piece! Ack! it's a floral jumpsuit with tapered (MC-Hammer-esque) legs and an attached vest! It's a trifecta of fugly! My neighbors are only posing next to me because they are so hypnotized by it." (via)

Can't touch this

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Fresh new kicks and pants

You got it like that now you know you wanna dance

So move out of your seat

And get a grandma outfit and catch this beat...

Cold on a mission-a fashion attack

Let em know that I'm too much

With my jazz shoes that u can't touch...

U can't touch this

Look man u can't touch this

You'll probably get hyped boy

Cause you know your grandma's just not fly

Ring the bell school's back in break it down

oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Stop

Hammer time

Every time you see me, that outfit's just so ripe

I'm dope on the floor but these pants suck on my bike

Now why would I ever start wearing this

with others makin' outfits that just aren't s---

Neighbors incognito, embarrassed to be seen

Poor little me, I had to wear, Grandma's outfit just so mean

It's Hammer go Hammer

mc hammer white girl hammer

and the rest can go and play